aaron c beals

Just when you thought the British couldn’t get any more fanatical about their football (aka soccer), they come up with this. I’m at once both strongly disturbed and strongly drawn to purchase a couple of these to throw into the urinals at work… just to see if anyone notices and reacts. Then again, the janitorial crew might just remove them on the first day, spoiling my grandiose plans. Eh, I guess it’s just as well — they’re 8 pounds for a pair, and they might never make it through US customs, what with Major League Baseball running the show and keeping soccer down and whatnot.